This Star Wars Mash-Up Clip Makes Me Laugh Every Time

ROFLMAO! I especially love the part where Vader is being updated and just says (very un-Vader like): "Yeah", "Uh-huh", "OK"! But the part where he's changing the radio in the Imperial Tie Fighter is priceless!

Funny Talking Cats Video Clip

My cats talk too, but all they say is they're hungry and leave 'em alone!

Another Letter From Mom

Dearest Redneck Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send, your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt, Mom

How Badly Do You Want a Beer?

Must Be A Monday

While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods, a man came upon another man
hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK ..." So he wrapped his arms around
the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair
of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked
and left.

Two hours later, another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the
tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished
telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind
him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said:

"This just isn't gonna be your day, is it, Cupcake?"