I heard this joke a while back and thought it was really funny, mainly because it's just so morbid. If you're not a fan of dark humor then you may just want to skip past it to other funny stuff I've posted.
A recent widow is making the funeral arrangements for her recently departed husband. She speaks with the mortician and says "Jimmy always looked so good in blue. Would it be possible for you to find a nice blue suit for him to buried in?"
The mortician replies that it would be no bother at all and accepts a blank check from the woman for the cost of the suit.
At the funeral Jimmy looks splendid in a crisp double breasted navy blue Brooks Brothers suit. After the service the widow approaches the mortician to thank him and find out how much it had cost her.
The mortician tells her "well, it just so happens another man had passed away who was about your husbands size and he was wearing that suit. He had no family and was going to be cremated with a memorial service
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So, I swapped their heads."
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