Must Be A Monday

While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods, a man came upon another man
hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK ..." So he wrapped his arms around
the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair
of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked
and left.

Two hours later, another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the
tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished
telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind
him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said:

"This just isn't gonna be your day, is it, Cupcake?"