Nov 9, 2006

Actual Newspaper Headlines

  • Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
  • Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
  • Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
  • Drunk gets nine months in violin case
  • Survivor of siamese twins joins parents
  • Farmer Bill dies in house
  • Iraqi head seeks arms
  • Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
  • Stud tires out - Prostitutes appeal to Pope
  • Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
  • Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
  • British left waffles on Falkland Islands
  • Eye drops off shelf
  • Teacher strikes idle kids
  • Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
  • Squad helps dog bite victim
  • Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66
  • Enraged cow injures farmer with axe
  • Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
  • Miners refuse to work after death
  • Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
  • Stolen painting found by tree
  • Two soviet ships collide, one dies
  • 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
  • Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
  • Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
  • Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
  • War dims hope for peace
  • If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
  • Cold wave linked to temperatures
  • Enfiels couple slain; Police suspect homicide
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