Nov 9, 2006

11-09 Joke: Stock Show

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her
husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from
him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull
mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says,
"This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You
can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his
sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth
drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A
DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife
and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

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