Crazy Indian Video... Buffalaxed!

I saw this funny you tube video and it had me laughing out loud, so thought I would share it here. So you know, this is NOT a translation. This Indian music video has been sub-titled with what the poster hears them as saying. As you read along, you can hear it as well, and the results are hilarious.

"Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!"

Laugh out loud, funny!

Funny Webcam Smackdown

Click on the image to view. Just plain wrong. Funny, but wrong!

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My mistake, the Zombie book is by Max Brooks not Max Barry. It's called the Zombie Survival Guide and is a funny little book that any zombie movie aficionado will love! Here's a sample of the content:

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

A Touching Message

I seldom pass along inspirational stuff, but this one got to me.

I believe, in these difficult and mean-spirited times in which we live, there needs to be a message of Hope.

We can all use a single image that speaks to us of love, harmony, peace, and joy.

An image that suggests the universality of us all.

I have been sent that image, and I want to share it with you all.

All I ask that all of you take a moment to reflect on it.

Human Pixels

I saw this and thought it was great! Human voices doing the sound effects and people making up the pixels of the game Space Invaders. Its nice to see the creators credited all the people who helped with this project - especially the frequent re-positioning of the people who made the "bullets", as you know it must have been tiresome to reposition between each frame!

Political labeling

This is a clothing label from a small American company that sells their product in France. Here's the translation of the French part of the label.

Wash with warm water.
Use mild soap.
Dry flat.
Do not use bleach.
Do not dry in the dryer.
Do not iron.
We are sorry that our president is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.

A Toast to My Wife

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night". She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife." Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize
the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come."

Chicken or the Egg

Now you know!

Telemarketer Prank

I've heard of people pranking telemarketers but this is absolutely HILARIOUS! The telemarketer obviously wants to get off the phone, but feels he can't due to legalities.

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Bubbles, Michael Jackson's Chimp, Arrested on Unnatural Acts Charges

The act allegedly occurred over the weekend at Jackson's Neverland Ranch where, Bubbles accusers say, they were enticed to sleep over with the promise of warm milk and belly rubs. When asked to comment, Bubbles said only "Heee-heeee-hah-hah-hah" and then, in an emotional show, threw fecal matter at the reporters.

Swiss Invade Liechtenstein

The full story can be found at http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2025383,00.html

"As well as the obligatory Swiss army knives, the troops were armed with assault rifles - however, they had no ammunition"

They wouldn't be able to kill anyone, but those little scissors could give a nasty scratch that might get infected! Maybe it was a sabotage expedition, where they went around unscrewing signs and stuff?

Funny Video: Playtime with Schwarzenegger and Stallone

Sly calls Arnie to come over and play. Kinda pointless but thats what makes it fun!

New Words and Definitions

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize that it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon: (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.


The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:

1. Coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-Nilly, (adj.) impotent.

6. Negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, (v.) to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, (n.) a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Math Test Answer

SNL - Justin Timberlake - "Dick in a Box" Music Video

I hadn't seen this until last night when a friend showed it to me:

This Star Wars Mash-Up Clip Makes Me Laugh Every Time

ROFLMAO! I especially love the part where Vader is being updated and just says (very un-Vader like): "Yeah", "Uh-huh", "OK"! But the part where he's changing the radio in the Imperial Tie Fighter is priceless!

Funny Talking Cats Video Clip

My cats talk too, but all they say is they're hungry and leave 'em alone!