Bubbles, Michael Jackson's Chimp, Arrested on Unnatural Acts Charges

The act allegedly occurred over the weekend at Jackson's Neverland Ranch where, Bubbles accusers say, they were enticed to sleep over with the promise of warm milk and belly rubs. When asked to comment, Bubbles said only "Heee-heeee-hah-hah-hah" and then, in an emotional show, threw fecal matter at the reporters.