Chicken or the Egg

Now you know!

Telemarketer Prank

I've heard of people pranking telemarketers but this is absolutely HILARIOUS! The telemarketer obviously wants to get off the phone, but feels he can't due to legalities.

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Bubbles, Michael Jackson's Chimp, Arrested on Unnatural Acts Charges

The act allegedly occurred over the weekend at Jackson's Neverland Ranch where, Bubbles accusers say, they were enticed to sleep over with the promise of warm milk and belly rubs. When asked to comment, Bubbles said only "Heee-heeee-hah-hah-hah" and then, in an emotional show, threw fecal matter at the reporters.

Swiss Invade Liechtenstein

The full story can be found at http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2025383,00.html

"As well as the obligatory Swiss army knives, the troops were armed with assault rifles - however, they had no ammunition"

They wouldn't be able to kill anyone, but those little scissors could give a nasty scratch that might get infected! Maybe it was a sabotage expedition, where they went around unscrewing signs and stuff?

Funny Video: Playtime with Schwarzenegger and Stallone

Sly calls Arnie to come over and play. Kinda pointless but thats what makes it fun!